y did the chicken cross the road?

wat wud b the replies of certain *celebreties* for this question -

Jessica Simpson
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?

Homer Simpson
There was free beer on the other side of the road

Isaac Newton
The duck suggested to the chicken that they play follow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction

Shakespeare
To cross or not to cross, that is the question.

Rene Descartes
Since the chicken does not really exist it was only an illusion that the chicken crossed the road. This illusion was only in my mind. Therefore I created the chicken that crossed the road.

Gandhi
All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.

Steve Jobs [my personal fav.]
Because of the brand-new iChicken- a portable device that crosses roads, lays eggs, gives wakeup calls and provides dinner, automatically. This amazing device can simply plug in to the $4000 iCoop to produce additional iChickens and recharge existing iChickens, or plug it into the $9000 iChop to convert iChicken files into iFood. iFood-to-Regular Food converters sell for an additional $50/month fee, however the optional iFood-to-FoodXP converter is still in development. iChickens are only available from authorized iDealers, which can be found in nearly every US state. If your iChicken develops a disease or stops working, you must send it by FedEx Overnight to Littleton, Montana and our iTechnicians will send you a replacement within 3 months. The iChicken. Wow.

Darwin
chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected
in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

Moses
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Neil Armstrong
To go where no chicken has gone before. That's one small step for Chicken, one giant leap for Chicken kind.

George Bush
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Al Gore
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

Bill Gates
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook [and of course crash..hehe] - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

Martin Luther King
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Grandpa
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Saddam Hussein
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Bill Clinton
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

Einstein
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

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edit: the champions league final was nt on tue. nite as i thot..its wed. nite..so i hav to wait 1 more day :(